Hey you!?
Yeh you!
The one with the pink bikini on, lying on a Greek island beach
somewhere and pretending to act like you do this effortlessly,
every Greek summer…..
Unless you can feed me Greek summer tomatoes via a Facebook
portal, go away.
I don't want to see your pics on my feed.
Nor do I want to read about how awesome your life is at the
moment.
I already know.
I've been there, too.
Numerous times.
I get it.
It sucks to not be there every year 'cause if you think you are
eating amazing summer tomatoes in oz each year, you need your
head read; the ripe tomatoes of high summer in Greece are out
of this world!
Travel to Santorini or Chios, for example, and take a bite out of
those dry farmed ones hanging for months against a stone
wall, that are still plump and juicy.
The experience is intense.
It's so intense that you will risk it all at Australian Customs
to smuggle a few of those seeds in.
Anything to recreate the experience at home.
But it won't happen.
For the following reasons:
a) we get way too much rain here in the summertime; these babies need a REAL summer.
b) we get too many summer temperature fluctuations, and if you are as unlucky with summer in Melbourne as I am, a mid-season cold snap will bump your crop production into the next millennium.
c) it is not Greece and the sound of the word 'malaka' and a donkey's 'eee-awwwhhh' is very, very far away; yes, they need Greek swear words and donkey songs to grow well.
d) c, again.
So for the time being, I will sit here and punch away and this keyboard and pretend, that I too, get to eat Greek tomatoes each year, effortlessly.
500g
ripe tomatoes
2 medium onions, finely chopped
1 cup fresh mint, chopped
1 cup sundried tomatoes, cut into small
pieces
1 tspn tomato paste
3 slices bread (about 2 cm thick each),
crusts removed
400 gr plain flour
2 tspn tablespoons balsamic vinegar
200 ml whole milk
salt and freshly ground pepper
olive oil for frying
Soak the
bread slices in milk and then squeeze well.
Cut tomatoes
in half and grate flesh into a large bowl.
Add the
sundried tomatoes, tomato paste, bread, onions, mint, balsamic vinegar, salt
and pepper.
Slowly add
the flour (you may not need all of it) and stir until the mixture resembles a thick
batter.
Heat the olive
oil in a large heavy-bottomed pan.
When oil is
hot, dip a tablespoon into a cup of olive oil then scoop out some of the
batter.
Slide the
batter off the spoon into the hot oil and fry on both sides until golden, about
2 ½ minutes on each side.
Remove from
the pan with a slotted spoon and let drain on paper towels.
Serve them
as they are warm and accompany with steamed green beans or salad of boiled
wild amaranth (vlita) dressed with oil and vinegar.
This recipe was translated from Gastronomos online.
For pics of the finished product, go to recipe by Dina Nicolaou; I ate all of mine before I remembered to take a shot.
Aug 2011, Pyrgi Chios. Dry farmed tomato-styling. |
The image of summer market tomatoes that always make me want to jump onto the next flight to Greece |
I would happily tomato-slap |